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Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A. Duh!
Knock Knock joke by Leafa! 
 Knock knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in! It's cold out here!

Riddle by Leafa!
Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Answer: You should know this! 



Joke by SilverDawn!
Joke-teller: Think of a ball of string, a pound of bricks, some old toffee, and some dust. Have you got that in your head?

Other person: Yes.

Joke-teller: I thought so. 




I am going to have people submit jokes, so please,think of your favorite joke and post it on a comment! ;P  



4 comments:

  1. I have a corny knock-knock joke :p

    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Lettuce!

    Lettuce who?

    Lettuce in! It's cold out here!

    From Highlights magazine ;) OH! I just thought of another!

    Either this joke is very simple or very hard...

    Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

    Awesome blog Frosty!
    :D ~Leafa

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  2. Here's a joke! ;b

    Joke-teller: Think of a ball of string, a pound of bricks, some old toffee, and some dust. Have you got that in your head?
    Other person: Yes.
    Joke-teller: I thought so.

    You get it? X3

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    1. Yes I get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD Thanks! I'll put that up!

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