✯Funny Cats✯

Hello! And welcome to. . .

✯Funny Cats✯ 

 Cat's always cause a laugh, huh?

 Smudgy is thrilled beyond words that you woke him up to tell him that you've decided to name him Smudgy. 

I did the math. We can't afford the dog.

Oh HI! I boughts you on ebay!

 If you don't like my changes, I can always edit your face.

SNAKECAT has bited before SNAKECAT will bite again

It's so shiny. . . I must murder it.

My PRECIOUS. . .

 There are this HUGE poptart. . . then I was flying

SMILE? I am smiling. . . I had fun once, it was AWFUL.

I said. . . YOU COMES HERE OFTEN?

I'm not angry, I'm happiness challenged.

NO! Don't go!- PLEASE! The dog had gas!!

Somedays. . . You don't make it far from the bed.

I don't care WHAT they broke. Don't you DARE yell at my little marshmallows!

The fog may creep in on little cat feet, but the dawn often arrives, more like this.

Stop calling me Free Willi

Talk to the paws, cause the face is asleep.

We were playing leap frog, but them he gots tired. . .

Did you see our human? I think it's still outside.

 CURSE YOU, VILLAIN!!!

. . .Proceed. . .

I will nap. . . *thunk!* HERE.

Doggie did it, He went that way!

It not been ALL day. . .

I SENSE DANGER.

Can you please be more quiet? Iz only gots 14 hours sleep today

Please teach the St. Bernard to sneeze in a tissue.

Look at Hank over there, reading the paper. I bet he's buying a boat or something.

Someone steels da milk? Sorry, I knows nothing bout that.

Banker Cat does not approve your loan. 

 I hope all of those where funny enough for ya'! ;)