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✤Knee-slapping Quotes✤
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
A day without sunshine is like.................well, night.
Seen it all, done it all...........can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword..........get shot by those who don't.
Give a man a match , and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of
his life.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
You can't be late until you show up.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like
expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption
is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go
broke
When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in
her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think there are two kinds of people in this world and those who don't
Advice for the day: If you have a headache , do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
Funny Quote Entered by Pugzy
'If you watch Titantic backwards, its a heartwarming tail about a ship that jumps out of the water to save lots of drowning people'
LOL I didn't slap my knees, but that was SOO funny. I like the one "Parents spend the first part of your life teaching you how to walk and to talk. The rest of your life they tell you to sit and hush up." I need to show my mother that one..xD
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Yeah! ^-^ LOL!
DeleteI like the one "When I die, I want to die peacefully like my grandmother did in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car." xD xD xD ^_^/)(\^_^ O_O/) C:
ReplyDeleteLol! yeah! Me tooooooooo! XP
DeleteOh, and I have the answer to "If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?" The answer is: Congress! Lol!
ReplyDeleteYUP! LOL! XP
DeleteI have a funny quote! :D
ReplyDelete'If you watch Titantic backwards, its a heartwarming tail about a ship that jumps out of the water to save lots of drowning people' XD Can you post it?
~pugzy™
Hahahah! I have heard of that one before! I like it! xP I'll for sure put it up! ;P
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